We Got Pigs
or Plethora of Pigs

We got spiced pigs / sliced pigs / pickled feet in a jar pigs
We got sausage pigs / donut pigs
Jelly /custard /mustard / cream filled pigs
We got pigs in the stew
We got pigs in the brew
We got pigs out patrolling enforcing curfew
But we don’t want no kind of pig


We got pink pigs / white pigs
Yellow pigs / brown pigs / black pigs / rainbow flag pigs
We got mixed pigs / hybrid pigs
Pure bred farmer john / country home pigs
We got obese pigs / so much grease in they gut pigs
Thin pigs / fit pigs
Chase-you-down-the-block in a sec. pigs
But we don’t want no kind of pig


We got chopper pigs
Patrolling the sky pigs
I mean real no fooling flying pigs
Mountain bicycling pigs
Mounted on a horse pigs
Motoring around in 4x4s pigs
We got beach baywatch pigs
Straight out Malibu bleach blond pigs
Forest pigs / barrio pigs / projects pigs
Rampart scandal pigs
But we don’t want no kind of pig


We got special forces pigs
Sniper pigs / sting you like a viper pigs
Gang-unit pigs
Operation urban-warrior
Invade your house pigs
We got spy pigs / undercover covert pigs
Tap your phone and steal your mail pigs
We got federal pigs / local pigs
International men of mystery pigs
We got contra pigs / assasi-pigs
School of the Americas pigs
But we don’t want no kind of pig


I won’t eat green ham or spam
‘Cuz its high in cholesterol
we don’t want no kind of pig
‘Cuz all they do is molest us all


Beto Palomar